Bacon:
Cured meat from the sides and belly of a pig, having distinct strips of fat and typically served in thin slices.
Conspiracy:
An evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons.
baconspiracy
An evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons to steal all of my bacon.
Another Random Thought from The Mind of Magnus